A tale of the breakdown in the relationship between Hilary Pancreas and Peter Beta-Cell. Set in the small town of Pancreville.
Episode One
"Well, we'd been together for years" said Mrs P, "I thought we knew each other so well, I mean, we practically grew up together (sniff, sniff).
Years, I mean literally, years! Living together, working together, building a beautiful home together - great views by the way and lovely weather on the Islets of Langerhan - and at least I get to keep the house!
And now he's just gone! Up'd and left me - I bet its that Suzy Amylin, I bet they've run off together, 'cos she's mysteriously disappeared too - cow!
We even went to councelling, the therapist suggested a 2nd honeymoon might rekindle the enthusiasm, I was willing to try anything, said Mrs P.
We packed our bags, and off we went. It was like magic! Ohh what memories, the first few weeks turned into a couple of great months, just like the old days, he couldn't keep away from me!
Then he just seemed to fade out.
Like he wasn't even really there (sniff, sniff). I tried everything (sobs)
I made his favourite meals, did all the things he likes to do, went to the macth with him, everything! But it made no difference. Slowley, week by week, he just closed down on me, withdrew, physically and emotionally. It was like being in the house all alone with only the echo of him there....(sobs uncontrollably)....what am I going to do...(wail!)
"Think of the children - all those little mouths to feed, all the time, every day!! You can't leave me to do this on my own" she cried "Every cell of my body yearns for him - how will I cope!!"
Thank you so much for listening, and the hanky (!), sorry about the tears but I just don't know what to do....what did you say your name was?
Well my dear, let me formally introduce my self - the name is Ian Sulin, perhaps I can help? Dinner?
Next Episode: Is it on or off? The Highs & Lows of a new drama about relationships.
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